Smartphone.

    Bambam: (BB user, hates iPhone) “If someone follows you on twitter, we’re not obliged to follow back right?”

    Pebbles : (iPhone user) “Who followed you?”

    Bambam : “Dunno. But the numbers of my followers keep going up.”

    Pebbles: (iPhone user) “The new twitter app shows interaction and friend’s activity. I don’t know how you can see it on your BB, though.” *shows the twitter app on her iPhone”

    Bambam : (BB user, hates iPhone) “Oh yeah right, I can do that on the desktop computer.” *fumbles around with his BB*

    Pebbles : “Is your twitter app up to date? I can’t find the interaction here.” *fumbles around with Bambam’s BB*

    Bambam : “Yeah, it’s updated”

    Pebbles : *gives up* “Well, you know what — there’s a big difference between a SMART phone and an ALMOST smart phone.”

    Bambam: “…”

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Two cups of Vodka, half a cup of JD, and an hour later…

Pebbles: “Bambam, I’ve never been this drunk before…”
Bambam: “Well, drinking both Vodka and JD is not a good idea you know…”
Pebbles: “Bambam, I have a splitting headache…”
Bambam: “I know, try to finish this Jiguja…”
Pebbles: “Bambam, I wanna puuukee…”
Bambam: “Just let it all out dear, you’ll feel better in the morning…”
Pebbles: “Bambam, (insert your drunken ramblings here)…”

A Bad Case Of Uncharged Handphones

Pebbles: “BB-ku mati. I think I left the charger at the office.”

Bambam: “What’s wrong with your other phone? I called you so many times!”

Pebbles: “Tadi mati juga. Ini baru aku charge.”

Bambam: “This is why you should have a home charger and a travel charger. If you forgot to unplug the other charger, you can still plug-in and charge your handphones with the other one. So if you forgot your charger somewhere, you can still charge your phones at home… Blah blah blah… or else, you’re gonna have a bad case of uncharged handphones.”

Pebbles: “Whaaa…? A Bad Case of Uncharged Handphones? What kind of line is that?” *starts laughing on the floor*

Bambam: “Well, it’s really a bad case… if you can’t charge your phones.”

Pebbles: “It sounds like a very scaaaaarrry disease.” *giggles*

Bambam: “…”