Bambam is so alay.




    Bambam: (BB user, hates iPhone) “If someone follows you on twitter, we’re not obliged to follow back right?”

    Pebbles : (iPhone user) “Who followed you?”

    Bambam : “Dunno. But the numbers of my followers keep going up.”

    Pebbles: (iPhone user) “The new twitter app shows interaction and friend’s activity. I don’t know how you can see it on your BB, though.” *shows the twitter app on her iPhone”

    Bambam : (BB user, hates iPhone) “Oh yeah right, I can do that on the desktop computer.” *fumbles around with his BB*

    Pebbles : “Is your twitter app up to date? I can’t find the interaction here.” *fumbles around with Bambam’s BB*

    Bambam : “Yeah, it’s updated”

    Pebbles : *gives up* “Well, you know what — there’s a big difference between a SMART phone and an ALMOST smart phone.”

    Bambam: “…”

Two cups of Vodka, half a cup of JD, and an hour later…

Pebbles: “Bambam, I’ve never been this drunk before…”
Bambam: “Well, drinking both Vodka and JD is not a good idea you know…”
Pebbles: “Bambam, I have a splitting headache…”
Bambam: “I know, try to finish this Jiguja…”
Pebbles: “Bambam, I wanna puuukee…”
Bambam: “Just let it all out dear, you’ll feel better in the morning…”
Pebbles: “Bambam, (insert your drunken ramblings here)…”

A Bad Case Of Uncharged Handphones

Pebbles: “BB-ku mati. I think I left the charger at the office.”

Bambam: “What’s wrong with your other phone? I called you so many times!”

Pebbles: “Tadi mati juga. Ini baru aku charge.”

Bambam: “This is why you should have a home charger and a travel charger. If you forgot to unplug the other charger, you can still plug-in and charge your handphones with the other one. So if you forgot your charger somewhere, you can still charge your phones at home… Blah blah blah… or else, you’re gonna have a bad case of uncharged handphones.”

Pebbles: “Whaaa…? A Bad Case of Uncharged Handphones? What kind of line is that?” *starts laughing on the floor*

Bambam: “Well, it’s really a bad case… if you can’t charge your phones.”

Pebbles: “It sounds like a very scaaaaarrry disease.” *giggles*

Bambam: “…”

Board Hunting

Pebbles: “We should be able to find a good board around here.”

Bambam: “Yes, there’s nothing like a romantic stroll along the long, dark and narrow alley around Setiabudi backstreet.”

Pebbles: “…”

On Caring & Maturity

Pebbles: “So uhmm, what are you doing Bambam?”

Bambam: “I’m looking after the kids (at work).”

Pebbles: “You sound very papah-papah hihihihi…”

Bambam: “I am a papah.”

Pebbles: “…”

BBM Snippet: Sound More Caring

BBM Snippet.

Bambam: Hi, babydoll.

Pebbles: Hey, what’s up?

Bambam: “Hey, whats up?” ?! Huh. You sound like a guy.

Pebbles: What do you mean?

Bambam: Can’t you sound more caring?

Pebbles: Errr….

Beanie Museum

Bambam: “You know that the beanie is my trademark, right?”

Pebbles: “Yeah, so?”

Bambam: “Sooo…”

Pebbles: “I don’t like it. It doesn’t suit you at all.”

Bambam: “But my image is grunge and rock.”

Pebbles: “But you’re not in your 20s anymore.”

Bambam: “But I have so many beanies.”

Pebbles: “Look, the Beanie is YOU before 2012. Now, why don’t you collect all your beanies and .. and… uhm… just put them all in a Beanie Museum?”

Bambam: “A Beanie Museum?! There’s no such thing!”

Pebbles: “There is now.”

Pet Names 2.0

Bambam: “Neko! Cat in Japanese.”

Pebbles: “Sounds Javanese. Ra neko-neko.”

Bambam: “Nekkie?”

Pebbles: “No.”

Bambam: “Koneko. Kitten.”

Pebbles: “Konak-O. No.”

Bambam: “Shishi. That’s perfect!”

Pebbles: “Sounds like someone I know. No.”

Bambam: “Kawaii. Means pretty.”

Pebbles: “No.”

Bambam: ” Myou.”

Pebbles: “No.”

Bambam: “Flacita. Prounounced ‘Flakita’. Spanish.”

Pebbles: “And you’re gonna call me Flaky for short? No.”

Bambam: “Bebe. Baby in Spanish.”

Pebbles: “I prefer Louis Vuitton.”

Bambam: “Gato. Cat.”

Pebbles: “Doesn’t sound cute. No.”

Bambam: “Gatito. Kitten.”

Pebbles: “No.”

Bambam: “Gatita. Female Kitten.”

Pebbles: “No.”

Pebbles: “You’re really bad at this.”

Bambam: “Well, I’ll call you ‘babydoll’ until I find a better one.”

Pebbles: “I like ‘babydoll’. Just call me that.”

Bambam: “No. I want to give you a PET NAME.”

Pebbles: “…”

Pet Names 1.0

Bambam: “Alijong. That’s my pet name for you.”

Pebbles: “WTF?!”

Bambam: “It sounds cute. A-lee-jyooong *french style*

Pebbles: “Seriously?!?! What does it stand for? A___ Najong?”

Bambam: “Huh? I didn’t mean it like that…”

Pebbles: “I hate it. Find another name.”

Bambam: “OK.”

Bambam: “How about Pookie?”

Pebbles: “…”